Author: Crazy Old Man

MADAS 65 | Episode 1

With the release of the Grow Your Own Guide, we decided to dedicate this week’s episode to those who grow their own. Here is the very first episode of what went on to become Mom and Dad are Stoned.    In Episode 65 | Episode 1 Listen as Blavid  awkwardly addresses Kathryn as “The Stoner Mom” again and again Turns out our jankity basement setup had the same sounds of Max you have grown to love Hear all about how we began our adventure in growing our own Basic stonededness   If you are interested in purchasing our grow...

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MADAS 63 | Marketing in the Marijuana Business

In the growing landscape of retail marijuana, how does one stand out? Today we take a look in to the world of marketing marijuana and how it all works.    In Episode 63 | Marketing in the Marijuana Business    Listen as we reveal just how far behind we are in the offerings of media.  This week we get everyone’s name right on Patreaon Corner.  Guest Michael Hornbeck of HiLife Creative calls in to talk shop on cannabis marketing.  We discuss the ways Marijuana Marketing is growing up and ditching the pot leaf.  What are some of the challenges...

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MADAS 62 | The Future of Cannabis

Let’s talk about the future….of consuming cannabis. in today’s episode we will discuss some of the newer ways of getting the healthy benefits of cannabis in to your body.  In Episode 62 | The Future of Cannabis   Media Time Challenge. Submit your shows for us to watch and listen to our feedback (good or bad). The Future is now. New ways to consume cannabis. Learning about concentrates What the heck is a Sublingual? Inhalers for cannabis Topicals and Transdermal patches Listen as we transform in to 12 year olds and discuss rectal absorption of cannabis What’s going on...

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MADAS 61 | Nobody Wants Cannabis Money

Today we talk about the whacky world of cannabis banking. Learn the ins and outs of a cash based legal money laundering system with us. In Episode 61 | Nobody Wants Cannabis Money New patron! Welcome, High Mom! The money issues in the cannabis industry hits close to home for The Stoner Mom and Blavid Why there are ATM machines in every dispensary How cannabis industry employees get paid What to do with all that cash What’s going on in Dave’s Grow? If you love this podcast, please consider giving us a rating or review in iTunes. And if that’s...

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ATSM 38 | How I Make My Marriage Work (stoned)

EPISODE 38 Q: Can you talk about relationships and being a stoner mom, how do you make your marriage work? (Good Lord this one was really hard for me to answer!) If you would like to be featured on the podcast, submit your question here: www.thestonermom.com/ask or call: 720-739-1533 & leave me a message! Your audio question might make its way onto the podcast! Podcast (atsm): Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android |...

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ATSM 33 | The Stoner Mom Strain

EPISODE 33 Q: Laura wants to know if I could make David grow any kind of strain just for me, what would it be and what would I call it?   Podcast (atsm): Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS   If you would like to be featured on the podcast, submit your question here: www.thestonermom.com/ask or call: 720-739-1533 & leave me a message! Your audio question might make its way onto the...

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ATSM 32 | Vaping for Dummies

EPISODE 32 Q: I just recently started smoking when I was about 5 months postpartum for anxiety and depression. My daughter is now 10 months old. My husband and I both smoke. I really don’t like smoking with her in the house but I know nothing about vaporizing. Could you do like a vaporizing for dummies podcast LOL? Also, I cannot smoke outside because I live in the city in an illegal state. Thanks so much!   Podcast (atsm): Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS   If you would like to be featured on...

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MADAS 57 | Game of Thrones S7E6: Beyond Stoned

In the most divisive episode yet, GOT stretches our imagination, makes fun of its own battle tropes and breaks our collective hearts with the death of a dragon. There’s a lot to be upset about, and we don’t hold back. Fortunately, we’re stoned so we can’t really get too hateful, there’s plenty in the episode that we enjoyed.  Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS   In Episode 57: Beyond Stoned Enraging and nonsensical communication between sisters Dany shares her new winter line of dragon-wear Zombie bears, wight kidnapping, and ice javelins Our worst...

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ATSM 23 | My Kids & My Brand

  EPISODE 23 Q: I would love to know how you deal with your kids’ school and you being “The Stoner Mom” have other parents or school staff ever told you anything regarding your content? And do you have any advice for somebody who lives in a non-legal state cannabis user who wants to start a blog related to cannabis? Thank you in advance! Podcast (atsm): Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS   If you would like to be featured on the podcast, submit your question here: www.thestonermom.com/ask or call: 720-739-1533 & leave me a message! Your audio...

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ATSM 22 | Gainful Employment Tips for Stoners

EPISODE 22 Q: Today’s caller wants to hear some tips on drug tests for Cannabis in non-legal states. Podcast (atsm): Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS   If you would like to be featured on the podcast, submit your question here: www.thestonermom.com/ask or call: 720-739-1533 & leave me a message! Your audio question might make its way onto the...

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MADAS 56 | Game of Thrones S7E5: Eastwatch

Another setup episode for our beloved Game of Stoned. We get stoned and go crazy about the insane knowledge that Gilly drops in this episode. Dany burns some Tarleys, Drogon shows off his eyes, Jon and a rag tag team of disaffected warriors travel all over the planet. Also, Arya is getting on our nerves and is outsmarted by Littlefinger of all people.  Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS   In Episode 56 | Bleastblatch   Introducing our new patron KATY! We love you! Media time: Insecure season 2 Game of Stoned: Jamie...

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ATSM 6 | Flying with Pre-rolls?

  Podcast (atsm): Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS   EPISODE 6 Q: I’m traveling to Hawaii this Thursday and would really like to bring some pre-rolls with me. Any tips on how I could accomplish this? I have a few of the stashlogix bags, should I pack them in one of those? Should I put it in my checked luggage or carry on? I have had my checked luggage looked through before. I have a direct flight from Anchorage to Honolulu, then I’m taking a puddle jumper to Kauai. Any tips you...

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ATSM 5 | Favorite Books and Interior Design Inspiration

In which I list every book I have ever loved.    Podcast (atsm): Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS   EPISODE 5 Q: Hi stoner mom!! My first question for the new podcast is… What are your top 5 or 3 non-historical books? Annnnnd where do you find inspiration for interior decoration? As always sending you and the family much much love. If you would like to be featured on the podcast, submit your question here: www.thestonermom.com/ask or call: 720-739-1533 & leave me a message! Your audio question might make its way onto the...

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MADAS 53 | Game of Thrones S7E2: Stonedborn

In this episode of Mom and Dad are Stoned we review the amazing second episode of Game of Thrones season 7. Find out what else we are watching (besides GOT) and hear The Stoner Mom’s love of juicy wraps. Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS   In Episode 53 | Stonedborn Juicy Wraps are juicy our new patron KATHRYN!! <—– no not me. I’m not a patron to my damn podcast. Handmaids Tale pisses me off Game of Thrones season 7 episode 2 Planning and … colluding among the powers in Westeros...

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ATSM 3 | Tips on Vaporizers

  Podcast (atsm): Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS   EPISODE 3 Q: Hi Stoner Mom, My question is about vaporizers. I have ” The Kind Pen” and I just don’t feel like it does anything for me. I hardly get any vapor and don’t ever feel any kind of high off of it. I think I’m doing it correctly. Any tips? If you would like to be featured on the podcast, submit your question here: www.thestonermom.com/ask or call: 720-739-1533 & leave me a message! Your audio question might make its way onto the podcast!...

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ATSM 2 | How much Cannabis do you go through in a Week?

It’s more than you’d think.   Podcast (atsm): Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS   EPISODE 2 Q: As a daily smoker how much cannabis do you typically go through in a week? If you would like to be featured on the podcast, submit your question here: www.thestonermom.com/ask or call: 720-739-1533 & leave me a message! Your audio question might make its way onto the podcast!...

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Introducing the Ask The Stoner Mom Podcast

A S K  T H E  S T O N E R  M O M  |  Introducing a new podcast from me!     Podcast (atsm): Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS   Submit your questions here: www.thestonermom.com/ask or call: 720-739-1533 & leave me a message! Your audio question might make its way onto the podcast! I can’t wait to hear from you!    ...

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MADAS 51 | 20 Essential Game of Thrones Episodes to Watch Stoned (11-20)

Welcome stoners! In our second episode of Essential GOT episodes, we get super stoned and talk about our favorite damn show. Kathryn smokes a bunch of blunts and gets very, very stoned.  Plus, an Ask The Stoner Mom question about growing cannabis.    Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS       Mom & Dad are Stoned Facebook Kathryn’s IG | @thestonermom David’s IG | @coweedgrower Patreon | https://www.patreon.com/MADAS...

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MADAS 49 | Stoned Ramblings & Tolerance Breaks

Sometimes you just need an episode to do nothing but ramble so… welcome to today’s episode! After a four-day tolerance break, The Stoner Mom is back to the good old days of getting HIGH. Press play and toke along with us!   Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS   In Episode 49 of Mom & Dad are Stoned: A stoned analysis of the latest Game of Thrones trailer. Vacation recap The joys of a tolerance break Quitting Zoloft What’s going on in Dave’s grow? A pound of weed, that’s what. If you love...

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MINISODE | MADAS 40 | Our Anniversary

Our first minisode! Listen to us lay around and talk about our weird elopement on our anniversary. Also, Kathryn reminisces about America’s Next Top Model, otherwise known as the golden age of television.   Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS   In Episode 40 of Mom and Dad are Stoned: Anniversary talk. How we eloped. If you love this podcast, please consider giving us a rating or review in iTunes. And if that’s too much of a pain in the ass, just tell a friend! Help spread the word about our podcast, and...

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