Author: The Stoner Mom

The Stoner Mom Strain Reviews: Cherry Diesel, Mom’s New Favorite Weed

Cherry Diesel HYBRID- Sativa Dominant Cherry Diesel is quickly advancing its way in my heart due to its major mood lift. For a depressive like me it is really something when a strain is able to pull you out of a funk almost instantly. With an appealing fruitiness blending nicely with the diesel taste, Cherry hits smooth and doesn’t leave the room smelling like cat pee. Definitely put this baby through the grinder a couple of times and rejoice at the almost powdery result from these dense nuggets. Like the renowned Sour Diesel, Cherry Diesel is an effective treatment...

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It’s Motivational Monday Motherfuckers!

Happy Monday bitches! Nothing gets me ready to attack the day quite like a really good song- preferably with foul language, sick beat and pussy vibrating bass. Yeah, I said it. With that I present Motivational Monday, a favorite rap song each week, all which I find particularly inspiring, or at the very least really good to blast in the minivan after you’ve dropped all the kids off in the morning. You know, wearing yoga pants, no bra, crust in your eyes. That’s when its time to get in your car (alone) and put on something that you could...

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The Stoner Mom Diaries: The Hunt for the Perfect Vaporizer.

In the Market to Buy the Perfect Vaporizer Okay, so the time has come for The Stoner Mom to up her game and get a vaporizer. I’m sure my lungs and air filter will thank me. I love my bongs, don’t get me wrong. Some day I want to purchase a ridiculously huge bong, kinda just to have it. See, some housewives spend money on purses. I daydream about $700 vaporizers. Talk about first world problems. Anyway, my birthday is coming up which gave me a great excuse to request a vaporizer from the husband. Now we’re both researching....

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Strain Review: Candy Kush, a sweet treat

  Candy Kush HYBRID OG Kush x Trainwreck Candy Kush has a nearly immediate onset, stripping away my social inhibitions and giving sway to the rare and elusive, Chatty Stoner Mom. There are few things that work to lower my proverbial walls, Candy Kush does it like it ain’t no thang. Within the first few hits I usually start texting, sneaking onto Facebook and loving everything on Instagram Cause I actually do love everything! Then as my high progresses I settle into a drowsy high, my body relaxed and heavy. Because of this I make sure to schedule a nap...

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There’s THC in this Milk: Pot and the Breastfeeding Mom

Here’s a familiar refrain; studies on marijuana using mothers and their breastfed babies are few and far between. Like pot and pregnancy, there are some things people just don’t want to touch. Perhaps decriminalization would have an impact on the availability of studies, and we could ditch the archaic Nancy Reagan Bullshit of the 1980’s and move into the future. Or not. Whatever. Breastfeeding- I’m a fan Without totally outing myself, I will say that I am somewhat of a closeted hippie. I like hippie things, hippie ideals, hippie principles. But moving past “hippie” we get to the idea...

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The Stoner Mom Reviews: Blueberry- the mood lifter

Blueberry is a top shelf strain, taking the Cannabis Cup in 2000. Since then it has steadily increased in popularity with medical patients. Delicious and potent, Blueberry can knock the most tolerant stoner on their behind. It has an intoxicating scent, fantastic berry-esque taste, and a beautiful range of deep hues. With a high THC content, Blueberry is an excellent pain reliever, effectively treats stress and anxiety, and helps me treat my nausea and appetite issues instantly. Today’s pictured strain was grown in-house, with loving care by my husband. Who would have known that would make it taste even sweeter?  ...

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Pot and the Pregnant Mom

When I started researching for this post I truly expected to find mountains of evidence supporting that marijuana use during pregnancy harms the fetus. What I found was considerably less frightening and non-conclusive. Here’s what I’ve learned. Today the BFF asked me if I knew then what I know now, would I use pot while pregnant? Fortunately, my morning sickness for all pregnancies was relatively minor and short-term. Additionally, during both of my pregnancies my hormone changes actually lessened my depression significantly. I had yet to be diagnosed with depression so was not using antidepressants. At the time of my...

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The Stoner Mom takes Flight with the Magic Flight Launch Box

  Magic Flight Launch Box Okay, what the heck is this thing? It’s a portable vaporizer! Vaporizing is a common technique for using marijuana, popularized for it’s purported health benefits. Vaporizers heat your marijuana up until it produces a “mist” devoid of the toxins that are produced by lighting any substance on fire. The vapor has much higher percentages of cannabinoids to inhale compared to the smoke produced from joints and bongs. Burning marijuana produces an unfortunate amount of non-cannabinoid yuck, most of which don’t get you high, and have possible respiratory health risks when inhaled. Vaporizers come in two forms: your...

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Q&A: What should a stoner mom’s smoking schedule look like?

Here’s a great question from a reader: I am a first time mom to a 14 month old baby girl. I also like to vaporize. How do you feel about medicating in the morning, not to get so stoned where you can’t do anything, but just enough to handle anxiety and enjoy the day. Do you think this is wrong to do? Do you like to smoke after kids go to sleep or do you sometimes do it during the daytime? Would love to hear your response on this. I always feel so guilty about smoking weed and taking...

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REVIEW | Red Dragon Strain Review

  A strain for the sophisticated stoner, Red Dragon is sweet and spicy with powerful sativa characteristics that will have you slaying dragons for hours. Red Dragon Sativa Dominant Hybrid Afghani x South American  Red Dragon is a sure thing, when I see it in the store I know it’s coming home with me. Always works, always says yes, always a good time. Red Dragon is a sativa dominant hybrid with a host of amazing effects. A very powerful strain, effective at treating pain, nausea, and depression. It’s euphoric high make Red Dragon a great choice for chasing away the...

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The Stoner Mom’s 2014 Holiday Gift Guide: Twenty Gift Ideas for Stoner Guys

Continuing The Stoner Mom’s 2014 Holiday Gift Guide, here are my top gifts for that one stoner guy we all know. Whether he’s the comedic relief in your social circle, the luxury-loving older man in your life, or that feckless husband of yours that likes to light up in the garage blasting Bob Seger, these gift ideas are sure to delight any Stoner Guy. Twenty Gift Ideas for Stoner Guys 1. A Dozen Picks and Probes– Let’s start our list with this exciting collection of metal uh… sticks from Garret Wade. Here at the Stoner Mom house we have the...

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Some Darlings from our Home Grow

It’s exciting times at The Stoner Mom’s house. My husband has worked on establishing a ‘in house’ grow room for me, his darling wife. I don’t need to show how much money I spend on weed.. it’s too embarrassing. It’s a shameful amount I’m sure. But man, those days are OVER because the love of my life has made it his mission to grow weed for me. And fortunately, once that man decides he’s going to do something, it. gets. done. (Wish he’d decide to hang the hooks in the hallway like I asked 2+ weeks ago. Smooch!)  I will...

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2014 Holiday Gift Guide: Top Gifts for Stoner Girls

2014 Gifts for Stoner Girls! I am super excited to share the first installment of my first holiday gift guide! Truth be told, stoners are not hard to shop for. I mean, buy an 1/8th of something exotic and the average stoner would be charmed. But sometimes you don’t want your beautiful wife opening up an oz of weed in front of the kids on Christmas morning. The following are twenty great gifts for the women in your life, curated by The Stoner Mom.     1. Magic Flight Box: Original Maple Launch Box Kit. A classy woman values...

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Strain Review: Lavender, the weed for when Mom needs some lovin’

Floral and spice and everything nice, Lavender is one of my favorite things for relaxation and romance. So, I’m a sucker for lavender. Since I was a kid I have loved the scent, the images of lavender fields, some romantic purple paradise in France where everything is clean and natural. It’s the scent I grab at the store for fabric softener, hand soap, after-pooping bathroom freshener. It soothes me. If I could toke up in a spa at say, the Four Seasons, I would smoke Lavender. Lavender is a powerful indica with a euphoric mood lift and is extremely effective...

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A Stoner in Vail

The Stoner Mom didn’t abandon you darlings, I promise! I decided to take a couple weeks off of the blog to begin the holiday season as it should be begun; relaxed and family focused. In addition to the pleasure of having my parents here for Thanksgiving, I was also whisked away by the husband for an overnight in Vail. He and I are the only two people in Colorado who don’t ski, or so it feels. My husband is too big and tall to ski, and I am allergic to winter. I don’t know how much longer we can resist...

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Weed Review- the unfortunately named Green Crack

Green Crack is a popular strain with an unpopular name. A winner for mood lift and energy, there is nothing negative about this tasty sativa. I’m smoking Green Crack as I write this, because it’s 9:3o and I’ve got my coffee and a list of housework to do. Obviously the name is off- putting, I can assure you that I feel ridiculous as a 31-year-old woman asking for it at the dispensary. “May I see the Green Crack please? I’ll have a half of Green Crack please.” But man, the effects of this weed are well worth the awkwardness...

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Veterans Day

Veterans Deserve Accessible Cannabis More than Most It’s Veterans Day, when we honor those who have served the US Forces during peacetime and war. It’s an important holiday, steeped in tradition and federally recognized, unlike say, marijuana legalization. Our Veterans are important to us. We do hear the stories of VA inadequacies, a senate who cuts VA spending, the homeless veteran population (decreasing every year but still an issue), and tragically, the difficulty for veterans in accessing  mental health care. Veteran’s who have been in combat have a higher likelihood for Post Traumatic Stress Disorder and statistics show that about...

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It’s an incrEdible Weekend

My Friday. After a day of housework and caring for kids, I see them off for the usual fun-filled weekend with their dad. Now I am responsible for no little ones. I throw on my shoes, get in my husband’s car and drive to the nearest dispensary. By some trick of luck I ended up buying a house five minutes away from a great dispensary. Days are short now and it’s dark when I pull up. And cold. The security guard opens the door for me, I check in and am buzzed into the store. Edibles. I’m on the...

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Weed Review Wednesday: AK-47

AK-47 is a classic strain that never loses it’s popularity. One session with this weed and some buddies and you’ll know why. AK-47 delivers a consistent euphoric high earning it many awards and its stellar reputation. AK-47 is a strain that makes its way into rap songs. Probably because of its violent name, but there is nothing dangerous about this uplifting strain that has won numerous Cannabis Cup awards since it’s inception in 1992. It’s a sativa dominant hybrid with an intense stank. Like, that very distinct skunky weed smell. A quick anxiety fixer and the perfect weed to share...

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The Stoner Mom’s thoughts on gaming…

  So, gaming. In the last year I have taken up an interesting new hobby, playing video games. Yes, at the ripe age of 30 I played through GTAV and haven’t been able to put down the controller since. Now I play on Xbox One, all set up in my bedroom, grownups only, I play Titanfall nearly every day- like a fifteen minute stress reliever.  On weekends I like to wake and bake and play Titanfall for way too long, before the day officially begins. Here is the premise of Titanfall- it’s all multiplayer, meaning you are always playing...

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