Category: The Mom and Dad are Stoned Podcast

MADAS 68 | Cannabinoids & Terpenes 101

In this week’s episode we have a look at the fascinating components of cannabis. I’m talking about cannabinoids and terpenes.  In Episode 68 | Cannabinoids & Terpenes 101 We talk a bit about our new favorite chocolates 1906. Welcome new patrons Mariah and Jacqueline. What exactly are cannabinoids and how do you pronounce them? Terpenes come is all types of wonderful aromas, and they affect you in many different ways. What’s going on in Dave’s grow? If you love this podcast, please consider giving us a rating or review in iTunes. And if that’s too much of a pain in the...

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MADAS 67 | The Changing Stigma of Cannabis

In today’s world people medicate instead of  getting stoned. Your dealer is now your budtender. In today’s episode we discuss how the stigma of cannabis is changing.  In Episode 67 | The Changing Stigma of Cannabis    We got a new show to watch, and it’s extra dorky.  Can you spot a cannabis using parent?  Learn just how many people use cannabis (or admit to) in the US.  The new pharmacists and dispensaries.  The cannabis vernacular is changing.  What’s going on in Dave’s grow? If you love this podcast, please consider giving us a rating or review in iTunes. And...

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MADAS 66 | Dispensaries 101

This week we get back to basics…. Dispensary basics.  Everything you need to know before you go is covered here in our dispensary 101 episode.   In Episode 66 | Dispensary 101 Media time takes us in to the mind of sequence killers. What is the difference between med and rec? Learn how much marijuana you can buy in one trip. What questions are ok to ask at a dispensary? Turns out they all are. Where can you and can’t you partake? What exactly is going on in Dave’s grow? If you love this podcast, please consider giving us...

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MADAS 65 | Episode 1

With the release of the Grow Your Own Guide, we decided to dedicate this week’s episode to those who grow their own. Here is the very first episode of what went on to become Mom and Dad are Stoned.    In Episode 65 | Episode 1 Listen as Blavid  awkwardly addresses Kathryn as “The Stoner Mom” again and again Turns out our jankity basement setup had the same sounds of Max you have grown to love Hear all about how we began our adventure in growing our own Basic stonededness   If you are interested in purchasing our grow...

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MADAS 64 | 10 Tips From Our New Book

Did you know we wrote and book? Today we blatantly promote our new Grow Your Own guide. We discuss 10 tips from the guide that will help you in your grow.     In Episode 64 | 10 Tips From Our New Book   Slayers Corner Learn where to buy this actual book Listen as Kathryn dabs, and dabs, and dabs Media time takes us to the world of period pieces Learn little known uses that could save your life with bamboo Don’t splash those nutrients all over your body What’s Goin’ on in Dave’s Grow? If you are...

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MADAS 63 | Marketing in the Marijuana Business

In the growing landscape of retail marijuana, how does one stand out? Today we take a look in to the world of marketing marijuana and how it all works.    In Episode 63 | Marketing in the Marijuana Business    Listen as we reveal just how far behind we are in the offerings of media.  This week we get everyone’s name right on Patreaon Corner.  Guest Michael Hornbeck of HiLife Creative calls in to talk shop on cannabis marketing.  We discuss the ways Marijuana Marketing is growing up and ditching the pot leaf.  What are some of the challenges...

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MADAS 62 | The Future of Cannabis

Let’s talk about the future….of consuming cannabis. in today’s episode we will discuss some of the newer ways of getting the healthy benefits of cannabis in to your body.  In Episode 62 | The Future of Cannabis   Media Time Challenge. Submit your shows for us to watch and listen to our feedback (good or bad). The Future is now. New ways to consume cannabis. Learning about concentrates What the heck is a Sublingual? Inhalers for cannabis Topicals and Transdermal patches Listen as we transform in to 12 year olds and discuss rectal absorption of cannabis What’s going on...

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MADAS 61 | Nobody Wants Cannabis Money

Today we talk about the whacky world of cannabis banking. Learn the ins and outs of a cash based legal money laundering system with us. In Episode 61 | Nobody Wants Cannabis Money New patron! Welcome, High Mom! The money issues in the cannabis industry hits close to home for The Stoner Mom and Blavid Why there are ATM machines in every dispensary How cannabis industry employees get paid What to do with all that cash What’s going on in Dave’s Grow? If you love this podcast, please consider giving us a rating or review in iTunes. And if that’s...

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MADAS 60 | Adult Stoners Have Parents Too

Responsible stoners find themselves in the weird position of legally using something their parents told them not to touch. Today we’re talking about being grown children with grown ass parents! How can we talk about cannabis, how can we get them high, and most importantly, how can we use cannabis to help their health?   In Episode 60 | Adult Stoners Have Parents Too New patron! Welcome, Beth Ann! How to approach your parents with cannabis information Kathryn’s experience telling her mom The ways our parents can benefit from using cannabis If you love this podcast, please consider giving...

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MADAS 59 | a Stoned Conversation about working in the Cannabis Industry

Today we are keeping it simple and doing what we do best, getting stoned and talking about random changes in our life.     Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS   In Episode 59 | a Stoned Conversation about our current Life Welcome our new patron Katherine! Insecure is so dirty and The Crown is so good. Our hatred of traditional television and commercials New life. Not very different from the old life. David works here now What’s going on in Dave’s grow? If you love this podcast, please consider giving us a...

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MADAS 58 | Game of Thrones S7E7: The Wolf and the Dragon (are related)

It’s a wrap! Our summer format comes to an end with the season finale of Game of Thrones! We really enjoyed this episode and have a great time recapping it while getting nicely toasted. Fire up your wizard bong for the last time, it’s time for Game of Stoned!        Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS  In Episode 58 | The Wolf and the Dragon (are related) Arya, Bran, and Sansa finally end our suffering and reveal that they are the true Stark pack that we so desperately missed this...

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MADAS 57 | Game of Thrones S7E6: Beyond Stoned

In the most divisive episode yet, GOT stretches our imagination, makes fun of its own battle tropes and breaks our collective hearts with the death of a dragon. There’s a lot to be upset about, and we don’t hold back. Fortunately, we’re stoned so we can’t really get too hateful, there’s plenty in the episode that we enjoyed.  Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS   In Episode 57: Beyond Stoned Enraging and nonsensical communication between sisters Dany shares her new winter line of dragon-wear Zombie bears, wight kidnapping, and ice javelins Our worst...

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MADAS 56 | Game of Thrones S7E5: Eastwatch

Another setup episode for our beloved Game of Stoned. We get stoned and go crazy about the insane knowledge that Gilly drops in this episode. Dany burns some Tarleys, Drogon shows off his eyes, Jon and a rag tag team of disaffected warriors travel all over the planet. Also, Arya is getting on our nerves and is outsmarted by Littlefinger of all people.  Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS   In Episode 56 | Bleastblatch   Introducing our new patron KATY! We love you! Media time: Insecure season 2 Game of Stoned: Jamie...

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MADAS 55 | Game of Thrones S7E4: The Stoners of War

This week GOT reminds us about why we are watching this series. The Spoils of War had everything we ever wanted; Bronn as an action hero, 80 shots of Dany riding Drogon, a final (?) charge of the Kingslayer.   Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS   In Episode 55 | The Stoners of War: Marital discord Living with Violence on Waking up with Sam Harris Recapping and reacting to our favorite Game of Thrones episode yet! If you love this podcast, please consider giving us a rating or review in iTunes. Your...

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MADAS 54 | Game of Thrones S7E3: The Stoner’s Justice + Getting High at a Kendrick Lamar Concert

Talking about our recent experience as middle aged people at a rap concert. Also, Game of Thrones finally brings together our favorite characters and the characters don’t say very much.      Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS   In Episode 54 | The Stoner’s Justice an aggressive ShoutOut Corner an exciting Media Time story: David is a middle-aged white man and he went to a Kendrick Lamar concert. bringing weed into said concert. Annabis bag befuddles security while Tampon Abby sails by unscathed. episode 3 of GOT season 7! Daenerys meets Jon Snow. Sansa takes...

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MADAS 53 | Game of Thrones S7E2: Stonedborn

In this episode of Mom and Dad are Stoned we review the amazing second episode of Game of Thrones season 7. Find out what else we are watching (besides GOT) and hear The Stoner Mom’s love of juicy wraps. Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS   In Episode 53 | Stonedborn Juicy Wraps are juicy our new patron KATHRYN!! <—– no not me. I’m not a patron to my damn podcast. Handmaids Tale pisses me off Game of Thrones season 7 episode 2 Planning and … colluding among the powers in Westeros...

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MADAS 52 | Game of Thrones S7E1: DragonStoned

It’s here. Season 7 of our favorite show to watch while dabbing has returned! The premier episode started the season by setting the scenes for many character reunions. Arya’s perspective dominates the cold open, and the final moments of the show are without dialogue, as Daenerys Targaryen reaches the land of her birth. Get out your dragon bongs and come get stoned with us!      Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS   Mom & Dad are Stoned 52 | Game of Thrones Season 7 Premier! DragonStoned Arya demonstrates upgraded Faceless Man...

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MADAS 51 | 20 Essential Game of Thrones Episodes to Watch Stoned (11-20)

Welcome stoners! In our second episode of Essential GOT episodes, we get super stoned and talk about our favorite damn show. Kathryn smokes a bunch of blunts and gets very, very stoned.  Plus, an Ask The Stoner Mom question about growing cannabis.    Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS       Mom & Dad are Stoned Facebook Kathryn’s IG | @thestonermom David’s IG | @coweedgrower Patreon | https://www.patreon.com/MADAS...

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MADAS 50 | 20 Essential Game of Thrones Episodes to Watch Stoned

Greetings Stoners! Today Mom & Dad are gearing up for the new season of Game of Thrones by recapping twenty episodes to watch while stoned. And if you aren’t a fan of the HBO series, there’s still a good amount of high banter between Blavid and I.  Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS   In Episode 50 | 20 Essential Game of Thrones Episodes to Watch Stoned: We discuss episodes 1-10 of Time’s article, 20 Essential Game of Thrones Episodes by Megan McCluskey S1E1 – Winter is Coming S1E9 – Baelor S1E10...

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MADAS 49 | Stoned Ramblings & Tolerance Breaks

Sometimes you just need an episode to do nothing but ramble so… welcome to today’s episode! After a four-day tolerance break, The Stoner Mom is back to the good old days of getting HIGH. Press play and toke along with us!   Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS   In Episode 49 of Mom & Dad are Stoned: A stoned analysis of the latest Game of Thrones trailer. Vacation recap The joys of a tolerance break Quitting Zoloft What’s going on in Dave’s grow? A pound of weed, that’s what. If you love...

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