Category: hybrids

Pineapple Express Strain Review | The Stoner Mom Reviews

Pineapple Express | STRAIN REVIEW Hybrid Trainwreck x Hawaiian   Pineapple Express is apparently a stoner movie. I wouldn’t know because the one time I tried to watch it I didn’t understand a good god thing and subsequently fell asleep. Such mom behavior right there, but in my defense, I was not yet a stoner. The cannabis strain Pineapple Express is a personal favorite and a guaranteed mood lifter, and as an evenly split hybrid, it’s suitable for both day and night use. Characteristics Pineapple Express is a gorgeous strain. It is typically covered in lots of sticky trichomes that can be difficult...

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Cannatonic Sour Tsunami Strain Review | The Stoner Mom Reviews

  Cannatonic Sour Tsunami | STRAIN REVIEW Hybrid  Sour Tsunami x Cannatonic A cross of two very high CBD strains results in the magic that is Cannatonic Sour Tsunami. Its low amount of THC (<10%) makes this a perfect strain for those inclined to paranoia or those looking to avoid the psychoactive effects of cannabis. High CBD amounts (around 11%) makes this a powerful and therapeutic strain. Characteristics Judged by looks, Cannatonic Sour Diesel is an unassuming strain. Pretty and bright green, loose nuggets with almost no crystal dusting. An aroma and flavor that is mostly earthy, musky, and piney....

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REVIEW | Fruity Pebbles Strain

Fruity Pebbles | STRAIN REVIEW Hybrid  Granddaddy Purple x Tahoe Alien x Green Ribbon  Fruity Pebbles is a powerful hybrid with some pretty amazing effects. Bright, colorful and as sweet as the cereal, this is a euphoric strain that will get you thinking about everything that’s wonderful about the world. Now that’s the healthy way to start the day. Characteristics Fruity Pebbles is a seriously danky strain, pungent enough to ‘out’ you if you don’t have proper storage. Don’t drive around with this one in your pocket, it’s a stinky one. It’s gorgeous though! The buds I got from Potco here in Denver...

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Lavender Diesel | The Stoner Mom Medical Marijuana Strain Review

Medical Marijuana Strain Review: Lavender Diesel   Indica Dominant Hybrid Lavender x Sour Diesel    I have been consuming a lot of Lavender Diesel lately. The dispensary we’ve been using grows this all the time, so I’ve been smoking it in flower form as well as dabbing it as wax and shatter. Because it is so plentiful, you can often find this strain at discounted prices in medical marijuana states. And that’s pretty much why it’s in my house so much. It’s affordable and effective. Lavender Diesel is a good strain. I don’t want to downplay its effectiveness because it...

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Marijuana Strain Review | White 99 | The Stoner Mom Reviews

Cannabis Strain Review: White 99 Hybrid The White x Cinderella 99 White 99 descends from sophisticated parentage. It’s mama, Cinderella 99, is one of my favorite strains because of the chatty and social boost it gives me. White 99 is more subdued. With less chattiness but just as much euphoria, White 99 is excellent for calm productivity and relief of depression. It tests quite high in THC (over 25%) making it more than worth a shot for stoners with a higher tolerance. Characteristics White 99 is light green with soft yellow and orange hairs running throughout. Buds are compact,...

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Granddaddy Purple : Cannabis Strain Review

Strain Review: Granddaddy Purple Big Bud x Purple Urkle Granddaddy Purple is one of the most popular indica strains of all time, hailing from pure indica parents. With its grape taste and those gorgeous purple buds, this big daddy of a strain is a classic must-try flower for strong pain-relief and deep relaxation. Plentiful in California and Colorado, this is one to try growing on your own! Characteristics Granddaddy Purple has a compact structure, sticky with thick trichomes and often coming with several massive buds. As its left to mature it takes on a notable purple hue. It’s a very fragrant...

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LA Chocolate Strain Review

Strain Review: LA Chocolate Indica Dominant Hybrid LA Confidential x Chocolope LA Chocolate is a hard to find, indica dominant hybrid with strong pain killing capabilities. With an earthy and sweet aroma that pairs well with coffee, LA Chocolate feels like a decadent, chocolatey treat. Characteristics LA Chocolate was so good she didn’t last long here at casa de stoner. Dense and resiny, LA Chocolate is some mean sticky-icky. She carries the scent of earth and bittersweet chocolate, with a strong undertone of skunky goodness. LA Chocolate is fragrant and delicious. A long cure really brings out the diesel...

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Lucky Charms Strain Review

Lucky Charms Hybrid of The White x Appalachia Lucky Charms is one of the yummiest strains readily available here in Colorado and therefore has become a regular in Casa de la Stoner. Offering a relaxed and balanced high with a pleasing aroma and taste, Lucky Charms is a suitable strain for daytime medication. Characteristics Lucky Charms grows in long, thin, medium-dense buds. It is a gorgeous lighter green, highlighted with orange hairs and covered in a heavy sprinkling of sparkling tricombs. Lucky Charms becomes beautifully soft and fluffy when ground, also bringing out its pungent aroma. Noticeably sweet in...

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Stoner Adventures + Cindy White Review

Stoner Adventures: Buying Weed on Christmas On Christmas of all days, I found myself childless and low on weed. And so, I did what one does when they live in Colorado. I had David drive Abby and I to the only marijuana dispensary that was open on Christmas (that we could find). Buckle up! It’s Stoner Adventure Time! When hubby drives for us its the best. We’re free to get stoned and we don’t have to fret about our terrible parking skills. I bring my little diamond glass rig on trips like this, so BFF and I can psyche ourselves up to walk...

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Cannabis Strain Review: Headband, It’s Your Daytime Fuel

  Headband Sativa Dominant Hybrid OG Kush x Sour Diesel Headband, with its dense buds and floral sweet scent, has quickly become a personal favorite strain for daytime. Potent and extremely heady, Headband gets its name from the “halo” effect that it produces on the crown of ones skull, a prickling sensation that makes you think “yes! stoned!” Very therapeutic, an excellent cannabis strain for pain relief and anxiety. Headband makes for a very happy and energetic high. It is very cerebral, centering squarely in the brain and leading to hilarious conversation. This is a lovely cannabis strain for social...

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The Stoner Mom Reviews: Girl Scout Cookies, as addictive as the real thing

Girl Scout Cookies (GSC) Hybrid OG Kush x Durban Poison Girl Scout Cookies is a strain as mythical and limited in supply as the culinary counterpart we are all addicted to. The cross between two legendary strains, Durban Poison and OG Kush, GSC has become enormously popular in its own right. It’s often difficult to find, so when you see it you should certainly snap some up. Powerful enough to satisfy the daily toker, and producing euphoria to hook any newbie. Girl Scout Cookies is a great strain to treat chronic pain and anxiety. Tight muscles? Have some Girl...

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Marijuana Strain Review- Lost Tribe

Hybrid Indica Dominant Kosher Kush X the TRUTH I’d never heard of Lost Tribe, and the internet wasn’t helpful. Purchased from 14er Holistics in Boulder Colorado, they told me that it’s a cross between Kosher Kush and the TRUTH- both strains that I like for totally different reasons. Whatever the genetics, it’s an interesting hybrid. Super mellow, time slowing, and tension relieving, this strain is made for late summer afternoons. Tunnel-vision focus blends with a chill body high. Fair warning, though not as significant as a straight indica, Lost Tribe can bring you dangerously close to asleep. Many a weekend nap has...

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Strain Review: Gorilla Glue

Hybrid Rumored to be from Chemsis, Sour Dubb, and Chocolate Diesel. Gorilla Glue #4 is a 2014 Cannabis Cup winner and has a phenomenal reputation. Stellar in every sense, Gorilla Glue incorporates everything any mom would want in a hybrid. A brief lift with a studied concentration, settling into a long body high come down. This strain is great for treating depression and pain. Gorilla Glue #4 is very potent, so newbies should take caution. It hits in right away and doesn’t fully let you go for a couple of hours, so be sure to have a loose plan on...

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The Stoner Mom Strain Reviews: Cherry Diesel, Mom’s New Favorite Weed

Cherry Diesel HYBRID- Sativa Dominant Cherry Diesel is quickly advancing its way in my heart due to its major mood lift. For a depressive like me it is really something when a strain is able to pull you out of a funk almost instantly. With an appealing fruitiness blending nicely with the diesel taste, Cherry hits smooth and doesn’t leave the room smelling like cat pee. Definitely put this baby through the grinder a couple of times and rejoice at the almost powdery result from these dense nuggets. Like the renowned Sour Diesel, Cherry Diesel is an effective treatment...

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Strain Review: Candy Kush, a sweet treat

  Candy Kush HYBRID OG Kush x Trainwreck Candy Kush has a nearly immediate onset, stripping away my social inhibitions and giving sway to the rare and elusive, Chatty Stoner Mom. There are few things that work to lower my proverbial walls, Candy Kush does it like it ain’t no thang. Within the first few hits I usually start texting, sneaking onto Facebook and loving everything on Instagram Cause I actually do love everything! Then as my high progresses I settle into a drowsy high, my body relaxed and heavy. Because of this I make sure to schedule a nap...

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REVIEW | Red Dragon Strain Review

  A strain for the sophisticated stoner, Red Dragon is sweet and spicy with powerful sativa characteristics that will have you slaying dragons for hours. Red Dragon Sativa Dominant Hybrid Afghani x South American  Red Dragon is a sure thing, when I see it in the store I know it’s coming home with me. Always works, always says yes, always a good time. Red Dragon is a sativa dominant hybrid with a host of amazing effects. A very powerful strain, effective at treating pain, nausea, and depression. It’s euphoric high make Red Dragon a great choice for chasing away the...

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Weed Review Wednesday: AK-47

AK-47 is a classic strain that never loses it’s popularity. One session with this weed and some buddies and you’ll know why. AK-47 delivers a consistent euphoric high earning it many awards and its stellar reputation. AK-47 is a strain that makes its way into rap songs. Probably because of its violent name, but there is nothing dangerous about this uplifting strain that has won numerous Cannabis Cup awards since it’s inception in 1992. It’s a sativa dominant hybrid with an intense stank. Like, that very distinct skunky weed smell. A quick anxiety fixer and the perfect weed to share...

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Weed Review Wednesday: Mystery Dank or, the mutant in the backyard

The Story of Mystery Dank   Over a year ago the BFF came over and handed me a slender bag containing two cannabis seeds. For close to six months it sat on my husbands computer desk, with the name of the strain clearly labeled. We had no interest in growing at the time so there was nothing encouraging us to do anything with them. In late May husband was preparing the vegetable garden and casually tossed the pot seeds into the garden with the rest of everything. And then… I forgot about it. Over the summer, in came the cucumbers,...

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Weed Review Wednesday: Tangerine Kush

Tangerine Kush | STRAIN REVIEW Indica Tangerine Haze x Rare Dankness Tangerine Kush is an indica dominant hybrid made for relaxation. With its chatty and euphoric high and body-heavy haze, Tangerine Kush is a great cannabis strain for entertaining. It’s probably pretty clear by now that The Stoner Mom does not regularly consume indicas. I am really sensitive to anything that might make me a wee bit drowsy, and drowsiness + parenting = worst day ever. Tangerine Kush is a middle road indica that doesn’t quite knock you out, but definitely mellows you out. Beautifully hued with many bright orange pistils,...

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Call me Ishmael, Moby Dick Strain Review

Hitting as hard as the literary giant, Moby Dick is a top sativa choice for this well read Mommy. Great taste, scent, energy boost, and mood lift make the Moby Dick strain effective for depression and anxiety without a post high crash.    Moby Dick is one of my absolute favorite strains. It’s a sativa-dominant hybrid that tastes citrusy and sweet, smells great, and has lots of beautiful amber pistils. This strain kicks in very quickly and gives an immediate mood lift and energy burst, making it a top choice for any large scale household task. Put on some music...

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