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Six Strains for Stoner Moms

Does Your Mama Got Problems? | Strains for Moms I can help. Cannabis can help treat symptoms of many illnesses and disorders that especially target women. From endometriosis, anxiety, IBS, PMS, PCOS, even eating disorders, cannabis is a critical medicine and tool for optimal women’s health. And yet, women are far less likely to admit to using cannabis and are subject to much harsher criticism if they do. And god forbid these adult women are mothers because then admitting cannabis use can literally jeopardize everything and everyone they hold dear. This is a real issue and a real reason...

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7 Tips for Visiting a Head Shop | Stoner Adventures

  STONER VLOG | visiting a head shop for a new water pipe! Head Shop Anxiety A Sunday morning in the suburbs of Colorado. Husband and wife are along, the kids are gone for the day. We get up, take showers and get ready together. Coffee and a few rips off the bong for me while he gathers things up, then, into his car. It’s crisp and sunny, and David and I are heading to visit Myxed Up Creations, a head shop in Denver. I need a new bong badly but I hate going bong shopping alone. Because I’m 34...

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How to Clean a Bong | 5 Minute Tips Video

    VIDEO | 5 Minute Tips | how to clean a bong or watch it on my YouTube channel Stoner Glass Gets Gross There comes a time in every stoners experience when they look at the water in their beloved bong and question the cleanliness of smoking weed. Bongs get disgusting. As smoke gets pulled under the water and cooled, the water turns yellow, filth builds up along the sides, the mouthpiece can taste like ash, and bowls get clogged and caked in sticky resin that does not come off in hot water. I’m just keeping it real. I...

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VIDEO | 5 minute Tips: How to Grind Weed

  On Grinding your Cannabis Hey ya’ll! Check out today’s 5 Minute Tips topic: all about grinding + breaking apart weed. I remember, back in my teenaged-weed-use days, handling the stuff itself was something that I rarely did, it was always a job for the boys. So much so that as a clueless adult I would find myself needing to google all sorts of stupid crap: “How to roll a joint” “How to buy drugs”  “How to safely buy drugs… on Craigslist”  “How to smoke a joint without your apartment neighbors knowing” “How to put the weed in a pipe”...

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Introducing 5 Minute Tips | How to Use a Pipe to Smoke Weed

Happy Monday my dear stoner family! Today I am excited to share my new video series on the YouTube channel, 5 Minute Tips! These videos are all about quick answers and thorough demonstrations, made specifically for those unfamiliar with Cannabis. Enjoy the first two from the series! How to Smoke Weed with a Pipe   Pipes are timeless, affordable, and easy to use! Here’s a quick run down of the technique: Load the bowl. Put marijuana, either ground or manually broken up, into the bowl. If the hole at the bottom of the bowl is too large for ground...

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Dabbing for Beginners

WTF r Dabs? For the beginner, doing dabs might look a little like… crack. We see the images on Instagram, of young and pretty women with their torch aflame and a perma-stoned smile. And we get scared. I mean, butane? Hot pokey tools? Are we chasing the dragon here? Certainly, none of that stuff has a place in a responsible parents house… right? The truth is, doing dabs, or dabbing, is simply a fast, clean way to get as stoned as possible as quickly as possible. Instead of smoking flower (what we call traditional marijuana), you are smoking a cannabis concentrate,...

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How to Smoke Weed Without the Smell

  Managing Smell in a Cannabis Friendly Home The question I get asked again and again, more than any other question, is some form of “how does your house not smell like cannabis??” From the house itself to my children’s school items, people want to know how I keep from stanking up everything. When I was a newbie stoner I was semi-paranoid about the smell. I would often smoke weed in the car with the BFF, and when it was time to pull ourselves out of a hot-boxed car, we would spray ourselves with Victoria Secret Body Spray. (Which...

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MADAS 22 | Ways to Consume Cannabis | Mom & Dad are Stoned Podcast

Ways to Consume Cannabis In this episode of the Mom & Dad are Stoned Podcast we drop some knowledge on ya’ll about marijuana consumption methods. Huh? Yeah, cause apparently there are other ways to use it! Smoking, Vaping, Edibles and Concentrates (Dabbing!). Today we’re breaking down the main methods and schooling stoner parents out there (and future stoner parents) on their many options for getting stoned.  Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS   CrispyTurtle517 is gonna like this episode Let’s face it, smoking is not for everyone. Parents especially walk a fine...

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Vaping for Beginners: The Preferred Method for Parents

Affiliate Disclosure: This post contains affiliate links. I am grateful to be of service & to provide content to my readers free of charge. Your support in purchasing through these links enables me to keep providing regular content & offset costs associated with running this website. Thank you in advance for your support! Why Vaping is a Great Choice for Parents We can all agree that cannabis poses no threat to us medically, but breathing smoke of any kind is known to be harmful. When something is burned (combusted), it releases all sorts of harmful toxins. Marijuana Smoke is also...

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GrowCast Episode 2: How to Grow Weed in Soil

The Dirt on Dirt In Episode 1 David rambled on about the why’s of growing cannabis on your own. He covered materials and supplies, planning a grow space, and shared some of his favorite resources. In Episode 2 he starts to get specific and delves deep into the topic of soil. Soil and its specs are an excellent subject for circle-jerking in online forums. We don’t do that in this episode. Rather, David covers the ins and outs of growing weed in soil, and gives some non-preachy insight on how he does it. In GrowCast Episode 2: Pros of choosing...

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How To Use a Bong: The Stoner Mom Guide to Bongs

That Moment you need to Perform a Bong Hit in Front of Others and Realize how Lame and Old you are. In the summer of 2012 I found myself in a Boulder, Colorado parking garage, holding a huge bong in my hands and getting ready to attempt my first “rip”. Ever self-conscious, I insisted my companions not watch me. While also requesting that they light the bowl and pull it out at the proper time. I was 29, a mother of two, and convinced I looked absolutely ridiculous. Using a bong can be intimidating for the uninitiated. Big and...

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How to use RAW pre-rolled Rolling Paper Cones or; The Easiest Possible Way to Roll a Joint

How to Use RAW Pre-Rolled Rolling Paper Cones (Because Moms Don’t Know How to Roll Joints) My history with joints and blunts has included everything from pages torn from a Bible to buying exotic wax and kief filled prerolls from legal dispensaries. I remember back in 2003, Googling “how to roll a joint” in my shitty Boston apartment. Somehow patching together a crinkly, spit upon wannabe joint. That was my last experience with weed for many years. Fast forward to today and I can buy a preroll down the street, or, as I have recently discovered, use a Raw rolling paper...

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Stoner Basics: How To Smoke Weed With A Pipe

Introducing Stoner Basics Hey gorgeous darlings! Today I am happily introducing my new series, Stoner Basics. This web series is dedicated to the nervous-newbie-wannabe-stoner-mom. If you are anything like me, you haven’t been stoned for at least a decade and you need someone to hold your hand through the initiation.That’s where Stoner Basics comes in. Tutorials that will show you in the simplest terms exactly what you need to do to carry out a certain potheaded goal. Like, how the hell are you supposed to hold a pipe? So glad you...

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10 Tips to Avoid Looking Like a Total Stoner

Stoned Thoughts on Beauty I’m not the mommy blogger that’s going to tell you all that you aren’t good enough because you aren’t gorgeous. As a mom, I am not about teaching vanity to my children. People come in a vast array of packages and true beauty is the person who is happy being just the way they are. That’s what I try to teach my kids at least. That we’re all beautiful, uniquely so. That one persons unkept beauty is just as valid as another’s high maintenance glamour. Art shows us that beauty comes in a thousand forms, none surpassing...

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“I’m a typical suburban millennial with no drug buying experience. How do I buy pot?”

Look. Buying pot is not something the average housewife knows how to do. Today I’m going to tell you what to expect, what to say, what to do and you can file the information away for the day you are ready to use it. Let’s begin. Recreational Marijuana and Medical Marijuana  Determine why you want to buy pot. Is there a medical issue you are trying to treat? Are you looking to spice things up in the bedroom? Trying a new approach for handling anxiety? Maybe you want pot to celebrate a special occasion or accomplishment. Depending on your reason you will see whether you are a...

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A Stoner’s Setup

The Stoner Mom’s Setup for getting hizzigh. Stoners are like any other niche group; in love with the gear. You know, the stuff that comes along with your particular interest. You invest what you can in your tools, enjoy the maintenance of your hobby. Craft beer enthusiasts will learn to brew at home. A foodie will proudly maintain their sophisticated tools. Photographers save their money for the best lenses they can afford. Stoners are no different; we collect glass pieces and tools that look like dental instruments. We try different methods of enjoying our weed. Getting ready to get high is...

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How to get a red card in Colorado

Although recreational marijuana is legal in Colorado, medical marijuana remains the most cost-effective of the two. If you have a chronic debilitating condition that can be treated with marijuana it is a good idea to apply for a red card. How to get a red card in Colorado First, see if you qualify: Per the Colorado constitution, medical marijuana may be recommended for the following:  Cancer  Glaucoma  HIV or AIDS positive OR … The patient has a chronic or debilitating disease or medical condition that produces one or more of the following and which, in the...

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