I was listening to Kendrick Lamar in the car the other day and was particularly enjoying Complexion (A Zulu Love). A song about skin tone, colorization, segregation, slavery,…
Stoned Thoughts on Beauty I’m not the mommy blogger that’s going to tell you all that you aren’t good enough because you aren’t gorgeous. As a mom, I am…
Waking and Baking- enjoying the first high of the day. Hi friends! Enjoy today’s Wake and Bake session from this morning. Bed hair and epic stonage by the…
Good morning readers! Roll up a joint and come get high with me, it’s Stoner Sesh #6! Today’s video is a quickie, part of my bi-weekly video camera…
Girl Scout Cookies (GSC) Hybrid OG Kush x Durban Poison Girl Scout Cookies is a strain as mythical and limited in supply as the culinary counterpart we are…
Waking up is something I struggle with. I’m the type that can sleep through conversations and shoulder shaking. I sleep on my stomach, cocoon myself deeply into the…
The Downside of Cannabis (hint: there’s not a lot of them) Potheads are known for being… not bright. It’s a perception I am trying to change (along with…
Happy weekend beautiful people! Enjoy today’s Wake and Bake video. I’m pretty certain this will become a weekly thing.
Good morning darlings! It’s already Thursday but I thought I would share a stoner session from last weekend. Getting ready to go out is a looooooooooong affair, made…
Happy Monday bitches! Today is Day 1 of Spring Break for my kiddos. That means for the entire week I will be entertaining children that are accustomed to…
Addressing the Generation of Plugged-In Parents Though terribly addictive, smart phones are handy little devils for parents. Directions to everywhere, 24/7 access to all the information we can’t…
How can I listen to such immature music? I mean honestly, aren’t I a grown-up? Eminem is 42 (hawt!). So, ten years older than me. Cocky, offensive, immature,…
Hybrid Indica Dominant Kosher Kush X the TRUTH I’d never heard of Lost Tribe, and the internet wasn’t helpful. Purchased from 14er Holistics in Boulder Colorado, they told me…
A recent question from a reader: How do you control the smell of marijuana in the house? The Stoner Mom doesn’t mess around when it comes to a…
The Time We Eloped | Our Renegade Wedding Today is a special day for The Stoner Mom. Two years ago today my husband and I eloped at the…
Here’s this weeks stoner session. No dialogue really, because the combination of a soft voice and my ceaselessly barking dog was rather unpleasant. I’m enjoying Kosher Kush here,…
You know that saying that old ladies tell you when you’re totally overwhelmed with naughty children, “Ah, the days are long but the years are short.” Yes. We KNOW. We get it, fuck. Meanwhile…
Well ya’ll, it’s the first Monday of March. Three months left of the school year. Looking back at my new years resolutions I see I was overestimating my…
Look. Buying pot is not something the average housewife knows how to do. Today I’m going to tell you what to expect, what to say, what to do…