For something called “weed”, cannabis sure has developed quite a reputation for being the delicate princess plant of master botanists. Marijuana enthusiasts have no trouble talking about the minutia of growing, but what about the black-thumbed rest of us? What if you don’t actually care about hydro and nutrients, and vegetation cycles?

The Stoner Mom is good at nurturing children and pets. Plants, not so much. In this episode, David teaches us the easiest and most basic method for growing a single cannabis plant, starting from a seed and using the sun as a light source. How long will it take, how to get seeds, harvest time and watering instructions. It’s all covered in this episode.

Remember guys, cannabis has grown on its own, without help, since the dawn of time. It ain’t called “weed” for nothing.

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