In addition to the four children running around the home, The Stoner Mom also has two furry children. Here they are.

The Stoner Mom's Dog

Maximilian Bonaparte is the 108 pound, youthful, defender of our home. A St. Bernard/Husky mix and on guard 24/7.

He tries so hard to be gentle with the kids, but he does sometimes forget his size and thwacks a kid in the eyeball with his tail. Oh Max.

The Stoner Mom's Cat

This is the Archduchess Katya, our two-year old Siberian who essentially rules the roost.

The Stoner Mom's Cat

Clearly she is the mastermind of Max’s many adventures in the trash can. You can almost hear her laugh when he gets sent outside for making a mess.



The Stoner Mom is a pulled-together, WAHM, SAHM, boo-boo kissing supermom. Most would assume she is not stoned. Most would be quite wrong.

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