The Stoner Mom’s Disclaimer as a Legal Cannabis User

The Stoner Mom is a legal cannabis user residing in Colorado. She is willing to go public with her weed use, knowing that she has a low chance of being persecuted given the health and happiness of her family and her adherence to applicable state laws. Her children have undergone IQ tests indicating extremely high intelligence, a testament to The Stoner Mom’s mothering skills and devotion to her children.

The Stoner Mom is a relatively recent marijuana user, and did not use marijuana during either of her pregnancies, or during her four-year period of extended breastfeeding. The Stoner Mom does not use cannabis in public, in front of minors, or when operating a motor vehicle.