Wake and bake: the best way to start the day

Morning y’all. Let me describe my favorite morning ritual, one I get to play out on the weekends.

No alarm, I wake up by my exceedingly handsome husband placing a cup of coffee on my bedside table. Sometimes his youngest (girl, aged 2) is with him so I hear adorable toddler banter.  Other times it is just him, and he takes the moment to squeeze me in inappropriate places. Both scenarios are quite enjoyable.

Anyhow, he leaves to tend to the children and I am free to grab the bong stashed under the bedside table, load it up with fresh ground weed, and take the first inhale into day that will be both relaxing and productive. Before I get out of bed I spend as much time as I like enjoying the weed, reading my favorite blogs, news sites, updates, celebrity gossip, inspirations, etc. After a certain point the coffee and weed coax me out of the bed and I emerge relaxed, informed, and inspired.

I have some things to get accomplished this weekend. To begin with, The Stoner Mom is taking off her fanny pack and updating her social media. Please check out, follow, and share if you are so inclined.

The Stoner Mom on Instagram.  Feels less formal than blog updating, so that’s the place for candid Stoner Mom activities. Because selfies guys. Stoned selfies.

The Stoner Mom on Twitter. Feels like shouting into a canyon. Please help lessen the deafening silence and follow me.

Here are some things to enjoy during your wake and bake this morning.

I have spent many an outing like this. Only with the conversation all taking place in my head.

Explosive cow farts. I bet this happens more than we know. 

The Great Colorado Weed Experiment

What all this bad news is doing to us

Birthday suit– I would do this if I wasn’t so chicken shit.

This, times 100. There’s nothing I like doing more.


The Stoner Mom is a pulled-together, WAHM, SAHM, boo-boo kissing supermom. Most would assume she is not stoned. Most would be quite wrong.

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