One of my favorite Lil Wayne songs, Blunt Blowin’ never fails to get me pumped. A perfect driving song, a perfect getting high song. Easy to follow and with a hook revolving around blowing your blunt and not giving a gosh darn.

I’mma blunt blowin’, Polo drawers showin’
I don’t give a lovely motherfuck ass nigga
With my money growing, no matter where you going
You don’t need a bus pass for me to bust yo ass, nigga

The Stoner Mom likes any decent anthem of defiance really. Weezy is a master at not caring. In the strict world of suburban mom life, everyone needs a rebel to look up to. Blunt Blowin’ is on Tha Carter IV, an album I can always count on to amuse and entertain me while getting stuff done.

I’m a bad motherfucker cause the good die young
Everybody selling dreams, I’m too cheap to buy one
Man, when that cookie crumble, everybody want a crumb
Shoot that hummingbird down, hummingbird don’t hum



The Stoner Mom is a pulled-together, WAHM, SAHM, boo-boo kissing supermom. Most would assume she is not stoned. Most would be quite wrong.

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