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October 2, 2015

Reads of the Week

Why Beef is the New SUV (this article made me LOL)

One byproduct of this magical digestive process, however, is methane. An average cow in North America, raised in a feedlot, belches out 117 pounds (53 kilograms) of this stuff per year, according to 2006 guidelines from the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change. Pigs and chickens don’t do that.

House Leader resigns after texting sexually explicit video of himself cheating on wife to everyone on his “Contacts” list– Ha! It would be funnier if their decisions didn’t affect citizens.

The End of the Scandinavian Dream?  These countries fascinate me. Coffee, peace, clouds, and babies chilling in the sub-zero temperatures.

Who Are the World’s Strictest Parents?  Apparently it isn’t us.


Recommended Watching

Divorce Corp.

First, just ignore that it’s narrated by Dr. Drew. This documentary is a montage of everything wrong with the US family courts. Also, I didn’t expect ‘bare back anal sex with strangers’ to be a term used in it. But it was. Which makes it awesome.

This Weekend Try: Red Dragon

Red Dragon Weed Strain

Weekly IG Dump

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The Stoner Mom is a pulled-together, WAHM, SAHM, boo-boo kissing supermom. Most would assume she is not stoned. Most would be quite wrong.

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