A couple of months ago I was contacted by the casting department of a major television network about participating in an upcoming reality program. The premise was to put together two moms of opposing views on different social concepts and have them live together or do stuff together for one episode. One of the topics being explored was marijuana legalization.

During the two seconds that I considered, I thought to myself… “well, so I would have to hang out with the opposite of a stoner mom. What’s the opposite of The Stoner Mom?”

And this came to mind:

So I said no thanks.

Alas, the Stoner Mom’s television debut will ever come. Oh well. At least there’s YouTube.