The Stoner Mom’s Everyday Carry

Everyday Carry is one of the many blogs that I love following for daily inspiration. Peeking into the purses and pockets of various professionals is a delight for the voyeur. When attempting to record my everyday carry, I realized I have more than one kind of “carry”. The bag I carry depends on what I need to have at hand that day, so there are a few different scenarios. During the school year I spend a lot of time in my minivan either shuttling kids around or waiting for them to get out of some activity, so I am always prepared to kill time and get a little work done. Here is a snapshot of what my everyday carry looks like.

The Stoner Mom Every Day Carry: Purse Dump
The Stoner Mom Every Day Carry: Living in the Minivan Edition

Days on the Go, Stoner Mom Style

The bag for this particular carry is an extremely large Coach diaper bag that can pass as a weekend tote. It’s perfect for hauling around ten tons of various crap, with its many pockets and compartments. There are two inner side pockets perfect for holding huge water bottles upright, in a pinch I can even shove a latte in there and none would be the wiser. Anyway, here’s my purse dump:

  • G-Drive external hard drive with Thunderbolt
  • iPhone 6 Plus
  • Glass one-hitter preloaded with home grown weed
  • Bic lighter
  • polka dot pencil pouch
  • misc. hairties
  • Coach clutch- cards, cash, checks not shown
  • Coach makeup bag- makeup not shown
  • Five-star notebook
  • Cambridge day planner
  • Sharpie fine tip pens
  • EpiPen epinephrine auto-injectors
  • Albuterol inhalers
  • Spacer and Mouthpiece
  • Snacks for restless children



The Stoner Mom is a pulled-together, WAHM, SAHM, boo-boo kissing supermom. Most would assume she is not stoned. Most would be quite wrong.

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