Okay people. So Spring has sprung, meaning it’s time to open the curtains and start airing out your respective habitats. Spring cleaning is one of my favorite things.…
One of my favorite Lil Wayne songs, Blunt Blowin’ never fails to get me pumped. A perfect driving song, a perfect getting high song. Easy to follow and…
Cannabis photography is a relaxing past-time for me. It’s my old person hobby that keeps my mind limber and satisfied. Having a quiet house and piles of weed…
Moms, no need to motivate today. It’s April 20, the national get motherf*cking stoned day. Here’s a tip from one mom to another, don’t let your kid go…
April 12, 2015 Last Friday I found myself with a no school day for my girls. Days from school are kind of a treat for me now.…
I was listening to Kendrick Lamar in the car the other day and was particularly enjoying Complexion (A Zulu Love). A song about skin tone, colorization, segregation, slavery,…
Stoned Thoughts on Beauty I’m not the mommy blogger that’s going to tell you all that you aren’t good enough because you aren’t gorgeous. As a mom, I am…
Waking up is something I struggle with. I’m the type that can sleep through conversations and shoulder shaking. I sleep on my stomach, cocoon myself deeply into the…
Happy Monday bitches! Today is Day 1 of Spring Break for my kiddos. That means for the entire week I will be entertaining children that are accustomed to…
Addressing the Generation of Plugged-In Parents Though terribly addictive, smart phones are handy little devils for parents. Directions to everywhere, 24/7 access to all the information we can’t…
How can I listen to such immature music? I mean honestly, aren’t I a grown-up? Eminem is 42 (hawt!). So, ten years older than me. Cocky, offensive, immature,…
The Time We Eloped | Our Renegade Wedding Today is a special day for The Stoner Mom. Two years ago today my husband and I eloped at the…
You know that saying that old ladies tell you when you’re totally overwhelmed with naughty children, “Ah, the days are long but the years are short.” Yes. We KNOW. We get it, fuck. Meanwhile…
Well ya’ll, it’s the first Monday of March. Three months left of the school year. Looking back at my new years resolutions I see I was overestimating my…
32 The quietest of birthdays this year, with buckets of snow dumping on the ground, giving the birthday girl plenty of reason to stay in bed all day. Birthday…
Yes it’s true. It’s The Stoner Mom’s birthday. You can probably imagine how I’ll be spending my day. *Hint: weed, bed, panties, zzzzzzz.
Oh Lil Wayne. Here’s why this short-in-stature man of my same age (!), forever holds a soft spot in my heart: Part of the soundtrack of my midlife…
A couple of months ago I was contacted by the casting department of a major television network about participating in an upcoming reality program. The premise was to…
Good morning bitches! Time to get up and get your asses moving! Kids be needing tending, jobs be needing working, relationships be needing attention. Today’s second Motivational Monday…