Happy Monday bitches! Nothing gets me ready to attack the day quite like a really good song- preferably with foul language, sick beat and pussy vibrating bass. Yeah,…
Here’s a great question from a reader: I am a first time mom to a 14 month old baby girl. I also like to vaporize. How do you…
It’s exciting times at The Stoner Mom’s house. My husband has worked on establishing a ‘in house’ grow room for me, his darling wife. I don’t need to show…
The Stoner Mom didn’t abandon you darlings, I promise! I decided to take a couple weeks off of the blog to begin the holiday season as it should be…
My Friday. After a day of housework and caring for kids, I see them off for the usual fun-filled weekend with their dad. Now I am responsible for…
So, gaming. In the last year I have taken up an interesting new hobby, playing video games. Yes, at the ripe age of 30 I played through…
I am LOVING my “new” bong. Not so new anymore since I have smoked out of it like 1000x now. I call it my “Girl Bong” because of…
The Story of Mystery Dank Over a year ago the BFF came over and handed me a slender bag containing two cannabis seeds. For close to six…
I am a photographer, but at this current point in life I am devoting my time to running the house and pursuing other interests (like this blog!). Nonetheless,…
No, not panties. God. What is wrong with you? PANTRY. (I have typed panty instead of pantry way too many times). I know I promised to focus on…
The Problem with Shopping at Target while Stoned I went to Target this morning to pick up a few things. I needed: syrup for coffee coffee beans milk eggs…
In addition to the four children running around the home, The Stoner Mom also has two furry children. Here they are. Maximilian Bonaparte is the 108 pound, youthful,…
Wake and bake: the best way to start the day Morning y’all. Let me describe my favorite morning ritual, one I get to play out on the weekends.…
Welcome to The Stoner Mom- a lifestyle blog offering a unique parental perspective on all things marijuana. Weed has a sweet spot in my heart and in my…